That’s…that’s technically a true fact, though.
It’s not. They’ll still fucking play at you. Nothing can stop them.
turns out I happen to work with the only other human I’ve ever met who also has a giant squid tattoo.
Dominated by the tentacles.
That’s a metal water-cooler conversation
'Hey Gary, neat-o giant octopus hands Management's commissioning out front. Really shows how zany printer-paper logistics truly is, which is fun.'
'Right you are, Tom. Better get ready cuz' Accounting's gonna pull a doozie at the office Snakes'n'Ladders tournament and OOHHH GOD WHY WOULD THEY GIVE IT A REALISTICALLY PROPORTIONATE AND DEXTEROUS BEAK?'
'IT'S GOTTA BE FIFTEEN FEET AT LEAST'
'THAT WENT THROUGH THE WALL LIKE FUCKING WRAPPING PAPER'
'I TRIED TO WRESTLE THE TONGUE FOR YOUR BOTTOM HALF AND NOW I HAVE NO ORGANS.'
Awesome. Someone get Breehn Burns and H. Jon Benjamin to do this sketch.
I know that nervousness can come with uncertainty and change, but feeling like regret and guilt from the most real, unfixable mistake I’ve ever made is a new trick I didn’t teach it.
Belated birthday presents from Brohan. I’d forgotten after more than a month, my boy’s mad at surprises.
Finn tin with mini Ice King and vinyl Finngurine, boom.-
Don’t know where THAT came from at all
Don’t be afraid.-
Sometimes A Human Cannot Handle His Own Emotions.
I don’t know if I can handle where this is going…